Please check out this youtube video of spiders being studied under various psychoactive and otherwise intoxicating substances. The findings are very true to life, and downright hilarious. I'm absolutely flabbergasted at the quality of research put into this particular study, and urge you all to take a close look at what could provide fascinating insights into our own lives and livelihoods together.
I'm almost at the point of weeping, it's just such a beautiful and harrowing tale that these spiders tell.
Like an episode of the Wire when a main character finally gets got, or when they introduce another layer of time traveling paradoxes in Lost.